blogSanctity of Marriage?
What makes marriage sacred: religion, love, procreation?Let's break that
down.1) Religion - Almost every religion has some type of marriage
ceremony, correct? However, in the…
Hip Hop is no longer "Hip"
Has anyone else noticed this?Remember Run DMC's mantra? "Always brand new, never ever old school." Oh, sweet irony!Run DMC, my favorite rap group of all…
Poll: Is Katy Perry a shit stain on America's panties?
I lied. This is a blog, not a poll. The answer is obviously, yes. Katy Perry, seriously? Are you an artist? Who the fuck told…
I'll tell you what's wrong with the youth
Lack of Manowar.
There--I said it.
This generation doesn't listen to enough Manowar. Why, I do not know. You'd think that in a society where nothing matters,…
careless, clueless, selfish
I don't quite understand what it is about American culture that has allowed us to value complete and utter cluelessness. I'm not talking about idiocy…
I went to the bank today (and swashbuckled with pirates)
I know what you're thinking: "Who the fuck cares?" These are my exact same thoughts when I read that the bass player of Cute Is…
11 reasons why I'm better than you (or at least not as sucky as you)
Hey hey. My my. Sarcasm will never die. I made a mix CD. Here are the songs:
1) Daniel Johnston - "Casper"Let me start off by…
Listen.
About a year ago my friend Mark propositioned me. It wasn't in a sexual way. It wasn't even in a financial way. It was an…
